I'm Suzanne, a writer based on Long Island, NY. My typical beats are boobs, food, and culture - but weird stuff regularly influences my work. In a past life, I was a professional pickaxer, coffee bagger, and salad slinger. I've also been known to step up at Sunday brunch when the bartender calls out sick.

While studying at NYU, I was loud and opinionated; I worked on a project with the UN and published a white paper on California being a desert (duh). I'm still loud and opinionated, but my work is more balanced... when I need it to be.

Want to work together? Grab a coffee? Learn the proper way to swing a pickax? Email me!